waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021

peace wet mom

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.

peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom

by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023

Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out wit your finger then sticking it in her ear

1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level
2) fasho i gave her a wet andy last night

1) you nasty as hell

by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020