David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe

Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David

by Guest4530 January 4, 2024

Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

david with kiely

David is a badass mothafucker that is very introverted. He is tall and handsome. Kiely is very extroverted. She is nice, honest, humble, sweet, and very sexy. Together they make the perfect pair. Where one seems to lack in an area the other picks up. Kiely does not judge anyone for anything. Both are problem solvers and both are helpers. Kiely has outlandish ideas and solutions where as David likes to be more solution focused on answers that are idealist.

Kiely-noun-thinks outside the box and David -noun-thinks inside the box. David with Kiely make a great team and work well together. A David with a Kiely compliment each other quite well.

by Ki3ly January 28, 2017

David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..

by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021

David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024