Shit and Quit

To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.

I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.

by metelofe November 28, 2012

Doodle Shit

When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.

Bro, last night I took a Doodle Shit and beat my high score by 20,000! It was crazy.

by DoodleShitting September 5, 2010

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018

Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

by UncleNick April 8, 2012

shit on a cat

To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.

David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.

by Natertaterz January 23, 2018

shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Shit eater

A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…

Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!

by Squbbles April 3, 2022