chimpy nuts

a man who does not know how to attract women

why can't a good looking guy like dan get women?
because he's got chimpy nuts.

by austin mcpherson December 2, 2009

get nut

get nut can mean go screw yourself, F off, or kill yourself. This phrase is typically used when someone is making you angry, and you want them to die.

Riley: yo bro, look under there.
Will: under were?
Riley: Hah! you said underwear!
Will: get nut.

by smackdaddy25 June 22, 2017

Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 4, 2015

nut shaft

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on

blake has a small nut shaft.

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

No Nut November

If you nut this month, Terry Bogard bust your nuts.

BUST YOUR NUTS. I T ' S NO NUT NOVEMBER.

by Terry Bogard (R U OK?) November 25, 2019

Pecker nut

Like a fuck nut, but with a pecker glued to the front of your head.

Hey Pecker nut, get me a drink.

by Camper69 January 22, 2011

Dip Nut

Verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Actually is the only comeback to your face

Dude 1: ur a dip nut!

Dude 2: ur face!

Dude 1: Dip nut!

Dude 2: Fuck leaves in tears.

by neideigh November 14, 2007