at the time 2:31:00 (A.M. or P.M. i don't believe it has been decided) all are located in Robin C.'s bed doing things of a sexual nature.
theater geek one: hey! do you know where we are at 2:31?
theater geek two: ROBIN'S BED!!! RULE 2:31!!!
theater geek two: ROBIN'S BED!!! RULE 2:31!!!
by haimi....2.0 August 29, 2008
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
by Piledriver10000 November 26, 2015
if your first girlfriend or boyfriend is in another post code or zip code then you can date another person in your same post/zip code
If your First girlfriend is in Brisbane and your in Sydney then you are able to go out with someone in your same post/zip Code or city without feeling bad. Known as the Post/Zip Code Rule
by Jack and Jill12 May 07, 2010
Household code (sometimes unspoken) that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers.
If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.
If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.
Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.
Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!"
Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.
Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!"
Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.
by mattyp1108 August 20, 2011
Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011
A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019
A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.
Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.
Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...
Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...
by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009