Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

by the mysterys March 8, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

gummy top

a blow job from someone who doesn’t have teeth.

I don’t wanna do that to yall-
you don’t need to read gummy top in a sentence

by calypso March 15, 2024

Top Fed

Top Fed is someone who does what he wants, takes what he wants, order what he wants. He is the top.

“Top fed tells you to drink that beer.” - Top Fed.

by IHeartTrilly May 9, 2024

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014