Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).
Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut
by Cax_Maulfield March 19, 2018
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Pink Line

A pink line is a mixture of a pinkish / orange color crushed adderall tablet mixed with cocaine
I like blow and I like addies, but nothing gets me going like a pink line.
by Coptic2 August 18, 2021
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angry pink

ohhh no no no

itll be big one day

just you wait

so big

they like it

just you wait
angry pink is funny af on instagram
by weeweestanky June 24, 2021
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pink room

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women.

A women's vagina (The walls should be pinkish in color)
As we started to make love, I slid into her pink room.
by Itonlymakessense June 06, 2023
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pink turnips

I love to eat pink turnips
by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011
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Pink lasagna

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"
by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023
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