Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck August 12, 2016

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

by Weird flower maker August 3, 2018
