Ducking yourself

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.

Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.

by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022

mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck August 12, 2016

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

Front flip duck

Frontflip duck is ducking while frontfliping.

“hey bro that front flip duck was awsome

by Weird flower maker August 3, 2018