The Dragon

When two cigarettes are lit and one put up each nostril.The smoke is then exhaled through the mouth.Roaring isn’t required but is encouraged.

What is that knob doing
The dragon of course

by John Bridle September 11, 2022

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dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.

"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."

by silenthellion November 5, 2022

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Dragon Adventures

I lied

its a hellscape

I wasted 6/15s of my life farming on dragon adventures

I... I just can't do it anymore. Goodbye, Volterra.

(walks into mob spawn zone)

by Vantablack the Enlightened November 25, 2022

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Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

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