David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

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David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily

Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched

by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022

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david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022

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David

He is very cool, cool, cool, cool, cool and all he is, is a very cool person. that is all he is.

David is a very cool person the coolest you'll meet

by wehatethe99babayfnnnnatesucks October 16, 2019

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David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

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Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

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