right to life liberty and security of person

my service weapon.

i walked down the street and everyone noticed i had the right to life liberty and security of person...

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Wrong person

1) In a safer environment, someone who will go tell the boss on you so that they can get you in trouble 2) In a more dangerous environment, someone who will get physically violent with you

1) The other day, she vented to the wrong person. Now she’s in trouble and might get fired.

2) He thinks he can talk to everybody however he wants, but one day he’s going to piss off the wrong person.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

ego person

One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself.

At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.

by Furnald December 31, 2007

A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Fat Person

Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.

I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!

by LuminousYT August 9, 2025

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024