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Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
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on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung
Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.
by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022
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Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.
Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.
by Eye8urbutt May 12, 2024
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The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007
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Cracked

In a video game where the character has shields and you crack there shields
I just cracked this noob
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.
Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!
by Lassooo July 9, 2018
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crack

Marijuana because it is so addictive like crack cocaine but called "crack" as a slang term.
Quit smoking that crack!
Talking about this pot?
Yep.
by 10,000% June 10, 2017
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