In mission Impossible when he was lowering himself down over the touch sensitive floor if he needed a shit he would have brought a stick to shit on. eg
"Hey Ethan, what's up?"
"I need to shit badly!"
"Why don't you shit on a stick?"
"Perfect!!!"
May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about.
Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!!
Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got
You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo
Where you have an erection, and try to pee, so you start hitting people or objects with it to lessen your erection, and as you are doing so, you start to pee on everything. And someone pukes.
"Man I was trying to pee and when I hit the door with my penis, I peed on my cat and he threw up!"