Purely recreational sex, used for entertainment purposes only. Not bad, if you can find it. See also sport fucking, fuckbuddy, friends with benefits, quantum dating.
I'm totally ripped from all the sport sex i've been having with my fuck buddy. It's better than a gym membership!
by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002
Get the sport sex mug.the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.
"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"
"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."
"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."
by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008
Get the vegetarian sex mug.Otherwise known as cybering. The act of two persons having sex in their chats. Often done wrong - with many cockblocking/mood-ending moments. Perhaps the youth of today should learn to properly cyber. The following example is what not to do.
shasaa: *flushes*
shasaa: ;////;
sorinvizor: *kisses your chin down your neck*
shasaa: *moans*
sorinvizor: do you really hate it?
shasaa: *eyes rolls up in headddd*
shasaa: *snaps out of eet* hmm what?
sorinvizor: *kisses some more applying more pressure to your crotch with my fingers*
shasaa: O///////O
sorinvizor: *kisses your lips*
sorinvizor: time to dive?
shasaa: *kisses back fervently* i missed your lips ;/////;
sorinvizor: then I'll stay up here a bit longer
sorinvizor: *kisses back*
shasaa: mmmm'
shasaa: *pooling up down thar*
sorinvizor: *moves your underwear aside exposing you then puts in a couple of fingers rubbing your insides by alternating fingers*
sorinvizor: do you miss my lips kissing your lips down there?
sorinvizor: or would you like my tool?
shasaa: *mumbles*
shasaa: nnn mmm lips...tool....lipsss....... *_____*
sorinvizor: lol
sorinvizor: *takes it out and puts your hand on it*
sorinvizor: it missed you too
sorinvizor: *kisses passionately moving from your lips to your neck and back*
shasaa: *is weak* gomen
shasaa: Pllaysss with it gentlyyy
shasaa: just lightlyyy for now mmmmm
sorinvizor: it's alright baby
shasaa: *applies moar pressure*
shasaa: *gets more excited and breast tips harden*
sorinvizor: *giggles* looks like you're in the mood
shasaa: *glassy eyed*
This is horrible cyber sex.
shasaa: ;////;
sorinvizor: *kisses your chin down your neck*
shasaa: *moans*
sorinvizor: do you really hate it?
shasaa: *eyes rolls up in headddd*
shasaa: *snaps out of eet* hmm what?
sorinvizor: *kisses some more applying more pressure to your crotch with my fingers*
shasaa: O///////O
sorinvizor: *kisses your lips*
sorinvizor: time to dive?
shasaa: *kisses back fervently* i missed your lips ;/////;
sorinvizor: then I'll stay up here a bit longer
sorinvizor: *kisses back*
shasaa: mmmm'
shasaa: *pooling up down thar*
sorinvizor: *moves your underwear aside exposing you then puts in a couple of fingers rubbing your insides by alternating fingers*
sorinvizor: do you miss my lips kissing your lips down there?
sorinvizor: or would you like my tool?
shasaa: *mumbles*
shasaa: nnn mmm lips...tool....lipsss....... *_____*
sorinvizor: lol
sorinvizor: *takes it out and puts your hand on it*
sorinvizor: it missed you too
sorinvizor: *kisses passionately moving from your lips to your neck and back*
shasaa: *is weak* gomen
shasaa: Pllaysss with it gentlyyy
shasaa: just lightlyyy for now mmmmm
sorinvizor: it's alright baby
shasaa: *applies moar pressure*
shasaa: *gets more excited and breast tips harden*
sorinvizor: *giggles* looks like you're in the mood
shasaa: *glassy eyed*
This is horrible cyber sex.
by AnonymouslyAnonymousAnon February 4, 2010
Get the Cyber Sex mug.Small particles of dried specimen that are felt in the bed usually after having long sessions of sexual intercourse. The "grit" will most likely come from a females orgasm, will be extracted by the penetration of the males penis and will feel like grains of salt or sand in the bed. When you notice sex grit, you wipe the sheets off as quickly as you can before your partner is finished in the bathroom.
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by koaw June 12, 2010
Get the Sex Grit mug.When one individual proceeds to rub his cock on another females ear-lobes and then ejaculates all over them, into the ear canal.
"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"
by Mike Hunt 17354 June 16, 2008
Get the lobe sex mug.by Lord Vili December 2, 2003
Get the gay sex mug.when you masturbate or have sex sitting down, the increased bloodflow to the pelvic region causes the your ass and the nether region to sweat, makeing your underwear (if your wearing any) very uncomfortable and wet.
note:
nether region = area between a man's scrotum and ass hole. especially in the little nook right behind his balls.
the 'swamp' part of the word refers to "swamp ass" (similar thing but from running around)
note:
nether region = area between a man's scrotum and ass hole. especially in the little nook right behind his balls.
the 'swamp' part of the word refers to "swamp ass" (similar thing but from running around)
Mike was fucking this girl, but then when he was done, the bedsheets keps sticking to his ass cuz he had sex swamp.
person1: guess what
person2: what?
person1: I was just in a circle jerk, and ..
person2: eww gross dude, stop there, circle jerk is nasty.
person1: .. and I went to stand up, and i had the worst wedgie cuz my boxers were sticking to my ass cheeks and i couldnt rearange them right.
person2: .. i think im gonna be sick.
person1: guess what
person2: what?
person1: I was just in a circle jerk, and ..
person2: eww gross dude, stop there, circle jerk is nasty.
person1: .. and I went to stand up, and i had the worst wedgie cuz my boxers were sticking to my ass cheeks and i couldnt rearange them right.
person2: .. i think im gonna be sick.
by a non e mouse January 11, 2006
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