Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.

Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”

by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020

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Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.

Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.

by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019

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3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!

I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.

Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

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punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.

These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.

by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021

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