Throw Short People and Arte Month 

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

Throw Short People and Arte Month by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

Italian and Indigenous People Day 

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

Italian and Indigenous People Day by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

National Bully Tall People Day 

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

National Bully Tall People Day by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023

Double-Binary People's Day 

Also Double-Binary Visibility Day and Double-Binary Awareness Day.

January 26th.
Origin: International Women's Day and International Men's Day added together

Happy Double-Binary People's Day!

Double-Binary People's Day by Shugunou October 23, 2023

Dictionary of Urban People 

A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.

The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!

Dictionary of Urban People by pseudonimsj October 24, 2023

kick short people into the sun month! 

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

kick short people into the sun month! by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

You're Eating People 

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

You're Eating People by absndbj November 3, 2023