Joe Jonas

A very hot, sexy lead singer of the band Jonas Brothers and will go solo in the near future. Known as a HUGE heart breaker, breaking up with T-Swift and Demi Lovato. He's an incredible singer who always seems to have a joner (Jonas Boner) in all of his pictures- BUT its just because of his 12 inch penis.

Have you seem Joe Jonas in that picture? He has a big joner.

by FluffyTheJonasLover July 22, 2010

JOE-TOE

A Homosexual person, usually someone who acts doesnt cheat on girls or is like the ESK members. joto pronounced read in english

hataz homos
actin like joe-toes
its a nono
to fuck with us bro
we attac like a pack of lobos (assassin *ESK*)

by My Brownie Records August 13, 2008

Joe Fish

To be a male and go out hooking and pic up men for money, then charge $2 for a suck off.

I sure could use a Joe Fish right now. Lets go pick one up.

by You are Gay. August 10, 2004

sloppy joe

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.

Aw man! i was getting blown by michele and she gave me a sloppy joe

by alex[tptf] March 05, 2008

Fat Joe

Adjective: Used to represent something that is tight or outstanding. Phenomenal.

You should wear that coat because its Fat Joe.

by Taxlawj August 17, 2005

Uncle Joe

A combination of Uncle Tom and G.I. Joe, an Uncle Joe is any member of the military (active or veteran) who would sell out their fellow service members to support a person who slanders POW's and Gold Star families, advocates torture, gleefully threatens to abandon our allies, and shows blatant disregard for the Geneva Conventions.

Dude, did you see Jim's Facebook post about Donald Trump? After all we sacrificed I can't believe he'd sell us out like that, he's a total Uncle Joe.

by Sooook it! August 01, 2016

Joe Biden

A giant fucking asshole of a president who’s going to send this country into turmoil.

How the fuck is Joe Biden president?!

by Whaaaatttttsssssuuuuuppppp November 10, 2020