Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.

There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.

by DollarMaster June 21, 2018

infinite money glitch

In video games it’s a way to get an infinite amount of in game currency by exploiting a bug or glitch that wasn’t intended to be in the game.

Gamer 1: Bro how did you get 1,000,000 coins!?

Gamer 2: An infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 27, 2023

money

MONEY IS FAKE

HARRY STYLES IS FOREVER

“dammit louis, that bitch scammed me my money?! gave me a fake 20!”
“wake up to harry styles, listen to harry styles, cry to harry styles, cry while listening to harry styles, go to sleep to harry styles”

by 1-800-HARRYSWHORE November 6, 2021

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023