John Green-ing

Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.

John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."

by Nerdfighter Anne July 3, 2012

Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

John Candy

Marijuana ; derived from the term 'canadian' (John Candy was from canada)

Im pimpin some John Candy.

by Distro January 23, 2004

Prank him, john

Someone you want to get pranked by.

The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.

Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*

by leonsimpkennedy December 11, 2021

Pulling a St John

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

John dated Kay

When someone named John dates someone named Kay

Hey guess what, John dated Kay

by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018

John Jay Highschool

Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!

Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?

Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!

by JJHSSUCKS January 29, 2018