Jake

Amazing

That person is so Jake

by TheKatyer December 1, 2021

jake

very toxic, doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesn’t know respect for anyone. probably addicted to nicotine, probably has a small penis and the loudest most disrespectful mf you’ll ever meet

“do yk jake?”
“yeah he’s passed around, every girl has dated him”

by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021

Jake

The name that is most associated with the last name Wu.

Lawrence: Do you know there is a 變態佬 at the office?
Thomas: Yes, I know Wu Jake

by Not Carvin December 3, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.

That jake is clapped

by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021

Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”

by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021

Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.

5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"

by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021