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conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.
I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
conflict of interest by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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Confetti yawn 

Vomiting
He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.
Confetti yawn by Put Bull November 30, 2019

Confabulated 

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”
Confabulated by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

Confuzzlation 

Confuzzlation is used if your so confused you don't know how to describe it, you use this word
Alex: what's the square root of 7?
Me: what? I don't understand
Alex: it's easy, what's the square root it 7?
Me: I'm in confuzzlation
Alex: oh
Confuzzlation by Skyzipper34 December 5, 2019
Confidently awkward. Knowing you have a certain level of awkwardness yet still managing to wear it well in your day to day shenanigans
Stephen's confawk is unmatched by any other known being. Look at that man bun!
Confawk by SamuraiK December 9, 2019
When you're confident and awkward and you dont GAF about what anybody thinks.....unless, of course, they agree with you
Theres a certain....confawk about him.
Confawk by SamuraiK December 9, 2019

Confessioned

When you’re tired af and lost 37 braincells and end up saying this to your crush or something-
Pixie I just confessioned :)
Confessioned by SmolMellow Smore December 13, 2019