Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Sugar Cookie

When you Fenger Myas and ejaculate on top of a cookie to give it that sweet, sweet sugar icing

I just got sugar cookied by Matt

by BusterServixx December 11, 2024

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.

“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”

by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022