baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

by Straight Dude June 27, 2006

baby games

when trying to act like an adult,a person fails, and has resorted to acting like a child.Wasting time with bullshit

Stop playing those baby games and get real.You and your baby games are a bunch of bullshit.You'll never hook up with her 'cause you're always playing baby games.Stop playing baby games- get your act together.

by DianeW October 9, 2007

moon baby

refers to june or july cancers. the zodiac cancer is ruled by the moon and those born under it are thus referred to as ‘moon babies’

I was born on July 10. I’m a moon baby.

by forevelyn June 21, 2018

baby foot

Small dick
If somebody scares you, then you are considered one

"You got a little baby foot for not talking to that girl"
"Why did u get scared of the girl talking to you , you acting like a baby foot"

by Sikko April 11, 2008

Recycling Baby

Instead of finding a baby in a dumpster, you find one in a recycling bin.

John - "Dude, guess what I found today?"
Bill - "What?"
John - "A recycling baby."
Bill - "Eww, good thing you put it back."

by bbcman October 16, 2010

Midget Baby

A regular sized baby.

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008

ghost baby

The wad of mucus that you cough or sneeze up into your hand or tissue.

Dude, check out this ghost baby. Lets smear it on Carl's Trapper-Keeper.

by Rolling Thunder May 22, 2007