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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.
"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"
by CBT42069 November 19, 2019
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Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger
by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017
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Titties

I squished those titties last night
by Willllly November 27, 2018
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National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic
1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to
by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021
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cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty
Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!
by duckymunchycrunchy October 9, 2021
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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