Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.

After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.

by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

Sweat Potato

Sedentary person who wears sweat pants everywhere.

“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”

by johncy December 15, 2023

Sweet-potato-sauce

Sweet-potato-sauce is an exclamation similar to 'cool', 'awesome' and 'sweet'. It is used mainly because of its superior syllable construction. It often seems insufficient to simply say 'sweet!' when you find something pleasing. However, 'Sweet-potato-sauce' has, at 5, the perfect number of syllables. You might laugh, but it is the best way of expressing you contentment.

Person1: Hey, were you able to finish the summer reading?
Person2: Yeah, I finished the whole thing!
Person1: Sweet-potato-sauce!

by The Alabaster Library July 30, 2021

Potato

A substitute for the term "no shit" as in "duh, potato." Or "duh, potato!"

A guy says to another guy "hey bro, I really like boobs!" And his friend replies, "potato" (or duh, potato"

by Monsterbud September 30, 2020