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American Football

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
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American English

A simplified version of regular English.
American English = English (Simplified)
by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022
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American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
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American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020
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American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.
Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream
by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024
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American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
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Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
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