by anonymous December 31, 2021

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

Sam sulek is a meathead who uploads videos to YouTube doing workouts he is usually out of breath and made Andrew eubanks relevant he had a sick intro song but changed it
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
by 9692907 April 23, 2022

A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.
by Sam Dequidt May 9, 2016
