robert

biggest penis it broke me

ow robert you broke me

by robertpenisbrokeme June 6, 2023

Roberted

To have a big nose, be a cheater, be ugly, be mean, to have multiple guns, and to be scary.

He is so roberted, he has a really big gun!

by Lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalal June 6, 2023

Robert

Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.

Robert is so cool
“How”

He just is

by A N D R E A 1 June 7, 2023

Robert

Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits

Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!

by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023

Robert Rojas

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it

*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023

roberti

Roberti is the one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. He is also very handsome and charming and will win your heart in a split second. Though he can get a little to crazy and get fucked up but you’ll fall in love with him before you can even get mad at him.

Ryan: Yo Julio, Roberti is so funny and cute too
Julio: ikr imma ask him out

Ryan: NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

by MrHinesly April 20, 2023