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Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023
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Toms River has a big population.
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B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
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son rider

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ew your a son rider
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