potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021

Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.

Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn

by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021

Potato

To be a cunt.

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.

by DiesOnB January 7, 2021

potato

This is a definition about a very good looking person with long hair and blue eyes.

''Ooo wow,look at him.''
''Omg he is such a pretty potato.''
''Yesss he is.''

by paginka January 8, 2021

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021