potato

shit

"i shat a big potato"

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024

Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.

"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."

by FilledZac November 22, 2019

potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee

Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack

by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020

Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:

O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.

by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

Potato ChooChoo

The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).

Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).

Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.

“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.

by Al’sTrucks420 December 12, 2022

potato

The meaning of life.

Potatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is everything

by Bobbyisapotato June 15, 2018