pants

to p.; the act of pulling down another person's pants, us. sweatpants, in a public arena, for the purpose of public humiliation; pants, pantsed, pantsing

Liztiz pantsed Elyse in the common room during the Sox game, and she was mortified.

by Liztiz October 28, 2004

pants

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.

My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

pants

1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.

Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face

by Jelloflava July 31, 2008

pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.

"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."

by chevelle_71 July 15, 2008

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

pants

Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.

dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks

by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008

pantsification

depantsification same as: the act of the forced loss of ones pants usually by others in public. But not used by "the stupid idiotic mountain folk" because they can't use the French de.

Doug's pantsification was viewed by everyone

by Doug Gragg April 11, 2008