House Joustin

it involves a bar girl getting a "juice-to-go" and going back to your apartment. Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

Tad bought this girl a juice 3 minutes before cerfew, forcing her to honor her 10 minutes of company she had to follow him home for some House JOUSTIN!!!

by Bravo Charlie November 26, 2009

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Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 November 30, 2024

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House Gobbler

When a woman has a man.But still tries to have relationships with the Nabor’s.

The house Gobbler is out talking to the Nabor’s a certain way. Giving hints that they want some.

by Larry pastor December 15, 2021

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house gravy

Reinvesting shitcoin profits back into itself

I just got bought $200 which was about initial investment. Kept the house gravy. If it goes I’m in, if it sinks I’ll buy more and be exactly where I was before I sold

by @mikefromlongbeach July 8, 2020

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Dark House

A house or room where madmen are confined

Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude

by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023

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The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016

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