Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.
by nancy soulcycle May 06, 2025
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Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
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shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them
Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers
by marklarthewelby September 05, 2021
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blank brain

When you are so stoned and don’t wish to feel emotions so you just zone out.
Yo dawg is she good she looks like she went blank brain
by Blakley January 07, 2021
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Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.
Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.
by Coop Dupe December 08, 2019
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BRAIN TORTURE

SEX

Running SEX ADS.

Criticized by asking questions.

Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.

TEACHING.

Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.

Super well written songs and great instrumentation.

Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED

Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.

Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.

How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.

Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.

I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.

Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels

The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.

They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .

Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this

"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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reverse brains

when one tucks their scrotum between their thighs, thus to appear as a male has a a vagina from the front, but a disturbing genital disease from the rear
did you see silence of the lambs last night? that was so gross when buffalo bill pulled of the reverse brains...

i got my roomate with the reverse brains when he walked in last night, he was so schocked
by gastly gonads February 25, 2010
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