This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.
I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries
by Gill Mesh July 03, 2021
My stepmother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
by A regular Dave March 16, 2022
A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
by quakiscool January 13, 2021
When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 28, 2018