A anamorphic cartoon duck created by antisemitic sadist Walt Disney. Well known to suffer from bipolar disorder hence going into manic rages. Walks around in public without pants . Most known for the big controversy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit while performing piano with Daffy Duck, gets angry and calls him a gosh darn stupid nigger!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

The word duck was actually never supposed to be a word. Goerge washington was simply trying to write the word dick.
by A FUCKING BOOB LOVER April 24, 2019

by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023

Friend: "I've been waiting all day for his response but then I opened up my messages and saw that I got ducked."
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025

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by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020
