John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.
by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

by Legend77 October 21, 2020

Calling a guy a gay - "Hey, I bet that guy farts cumbubbles"
Term of endearment to friend when saying bye on the phone- " Ok Frank, I will see you at the gig", Frank " ok, fart cumbubbles"
Like saying break-a-leg. Hey! fart cumbubbles.
Term of endearment to friend when saying bye on the phone- " Ok Frank, I will see you at the gig", Frank " ok, fart cumbubbles"
Like saying break-a-leg. Hey! fart cumbubbles.
by Gadsped September 26, 2011

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.
A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk
A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk
by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019

by kennedy hay January 23, 2019

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell
(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
