shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.

Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snao!)"

by stripper 1 August 10, 2006

Three Eyes

Another word for dick head, the third eye is the dick on ones forhead.

Jeff: That Adam is such a cock sucking ass hole with three eyes.

Bob: three eyes!? wow thats so cool having a third eye must be awesome!

Jeff: ........ Dumb ass nigga!

by Hmsjfntnncjd August 8, 2011

Cock eye

A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.

That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest

by juggervape June 7, 2011

crazy eyes

A dog which has eyes from the DEVIL !

> Whats wrong with you dog ?

< oh she is just crazy eyes

> ok (the dog then eats her his soul ,yummy)

by Ewan ohare June 30, 2008

brown eye

n. 1) the anus
2) nickname for a woman who likes to engage in anal sex.

nice brown eye

that girls saving herself for marraige she's a brown eye

by jjjj May 3, 2006

Brown eyes

The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.

by swiftsky October 3, 2017

Red eye in the morning

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

by The_ALCH August 16, 2019