American douche canoe

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero

josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.

by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017

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Douche um' up

When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"

Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)

Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.

Douche um' up.

Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.

by Mitchel L November 11, 2007

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Douche Bag Syndrome

Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...

Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?

Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?

Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.

by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010

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