fucked the dog

Complete incompetence and unable to complete a basic task.

RM: This is a shitty hockey game.

CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.

by ha223kj2 April 13, 2011

dog you

to beat the living shit out of someone

person: wassup then/make me
bad bitch: ni**a i will dog you

by Megannn the stallion stan December 7, 2019

Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 5, 2004

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub

by maD iLL soN May 20, 2003

yard dog

Boobs or "tits" that are so saggy as to appear to be "running all over the yard" of the carrier. The boob is not stagnant or perky.

Yo man, those yard dogs are running wild

by bagelbumpin4eva September 14, 2010

prarie dogging

from the english for drawing mud....the anus contracts and expands due to overuse and the poo is forced in and out

Jon Enco has takin it in the ass so many times that now he is forced to prairie dog all the way to the back of the post office

by yourmom November 3, 2004