Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.

Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.

by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

by standyburnham December 13, 2022

Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.

There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Cream Pike

A cream pie the size of a mountain

I gave her one hell of a cream pike

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 4, 2023

Corner Cream

The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar

hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe

by fleshconker January 6, 2023