couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Crack demon

A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.

Darn where's my shit at I bet that crack demon sunny took it!

by T baggz September 18, 2022

Cracked

My friend justin is very cracked

This is my friend justin he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy. huuuuuuuuu

by ButtCheekBanger January 12, 2021

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

Crack snack

The act of licking or sucking or making out with the rim of your partner's anus to provide sexual pleasure and release.

Hey girl, you hungry for some crack snack after the Mumford concert?

by fantasticmsfox January 1, 2018