Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008

an irish term for a homosexual man, this is an offensive term which others may find funny if it is aimed at someone else..
by the urban rapist November 2, 2010

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.
Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022

To avoid the spread of corona virus, the state advised Bridgette to stop eating bum sangos. Damn!
Dee stop eating bum sangos or you’re gonna get the corona virus!! Or just corn in your teeth.
Dee stop eating bum sangos or you’re gonna get the corona virus!! Or just corn in your teeth.
by Jacquelinibambini March 23, 2020

1)ew look at those bum dingers over there kissing
2) "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Butthead:"the dude's into butts.."
Beavis:"n'ya..heh-heh..heh.."
2) "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Butthead:"the dude's into butts.."
Beavis:"n'ya..heh-heh..heh.."
by smokin' da spleef mon September 26, 2005
