N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
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Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017
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Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
by BearEggs November 20, 2018
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Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 29, 2023
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Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 25, 2023
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Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.
Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?
by SambucaSally May 28, 2022
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The Juicy Potato

Has a ridiculously thick ass.

Will go monke mode if needed.
Is that The Juicy Potato? Damn he thick asf
by TheJuicyPotato November 20, 2021
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