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bird geek

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A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
by DCF giggler August 15, 2011
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Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person
Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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Bird feeding

The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.
I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding
by Pkerr002 May 14, 2022
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dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick
Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed
by dirty turkeys November 8, 2023
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Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out
Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023
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Connor Bird

To be a “Connor Bird” is to be the lowest of the low. You must be a weedy little virgin who wanks in bins and fingers your own nephews.
Hey, did you see that nonce who just got arrested for kidnapping? He’s such a Connor Bird
by BigHogJeffery October 1, 2019
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