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douche-o-bot

1.)A term relating to any person born within the United States or descending from Britain who usually flies an american flag on their car antenna and spends their entire life working for mega-losers who dont give raises and makes thirty times more money than the average douche-o-bot.

1.25) A right wing middle class american modern day slave

1.5)Referring to one who has innate robotic and automatic tendencies toward mental retardation, whose very breath causes extreme aggravation of the autonomic and sympathetic nerve cells of all others around them and... can still manage to be employed.

2.)An automatic retard who perpetually and consistently pisses people off to the point where they are lucky to be alive.

3.)A person of disturbed gender.
That bitch is still flappin her jaw.... i dun knocked her ass out thirty times already... she either brain dead or a complete douche-o-bot.

That douche-o-bot has been working at Micky-D's for over thirty years now! Wow... Superdouche!
by StellaGripsnatch November 5, 2011
mugGet the douche-o-botmug.

Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag
by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010
mugGet the Capt. Douche bagmug.

Douche Bag Syndrome

Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?

Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?

Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bag Syndromemug.

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
mugGet the el douche bagmug.

douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room
that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!
by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
mugGet the douche canoemug.

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.
Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.
by The knight rider May 15, 2019
mugGet the Pickle Juice Douchemug.

Female objectifying douche

A male asshole who treats women as an object for their own enjoyment.
He is such a female objectifying douche, just look how he used her.
by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022
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