uzi_top is a Hispanic male with an abnormally large penis and nose. This absolute alpha male has fucked 1,172,856,099 attractive women, and he would like you to be his 1,172,857,000th😎(if you're attractive😁)

sexy girl: uzi_top is minezz😩😩
even sexier girl: NO HE'S MINE YOU BIG FACED BITCH

uzi_top by Joe Biden 🔵democrat🔵 September 26, 2021

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glossy top coat

A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.

When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!

Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙｔｏｐｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍

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glossy top coat by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

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Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

Vienna Top-off by DavQ November 9, 2021

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