Porn

Why are you searching this up in the Urban Dictionary? I know is because your a 4 IQ lonely and single guy, but really? In the Urban Dictionary? At least search this up in like Google Incognito mode for a character or something like that, but in the Urban Dictionary?

I was looking at some porn and my son opened my door! And now my computer has some virus in it!

by GoikyCanalColon3 April 20, 2025

Porn

Porn it’s like sex but better

Me and Brit had porn last night but it was better then sex it was Juicy juicy

by Ttheboy November 12, 2019

Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.

"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."

by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.

This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.

by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024