The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.
I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that
by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009
Get the Highland Piemug. Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.
by nick_69420 December 8, 2020
Get the Nicholas Piemug. 
Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."
by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024
Get the E. coli Piemug. It is a word used in a joke meant for a future someone. No cheating and reading the definition right now.
Person 1: What does that mean? What do you mean pie?
Person 2: You don't get it yet, future you will
Person 2: You don't get it yet, future you will
by DevilHunt July 15, 2020
Get the Piemug. 
Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
by Nshim September 9, 2021
Get the Cranberry Cream Piemug.