Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.

Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"

by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

Wham sandwich

2 men who have both oral and anal sex together

is that conall and Ben? What a pair of wham sandwiches.

by ConallSucksBen May 29, 2022

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 18, 2023

Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims

Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t”

by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024

Biscuit Sandwich

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.

Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

by Battle cats ydidirje June 21, 2023